PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE JUST PICK ME

like you already are interested obviously, I don't know what information you'd want from me. Just trust me like I know the sites unfinished and everything but surely if you wanted to see my CV you're already that interested in me right? Why bother?

What? You just want to take my CV and then compare it to people who are more qualified then me huh? Ha, I know how you guys work. I'm not giving it to you that easily... Just trust me when I say I'm qualified.

I'm not hiding it cause it's a bad CV, in fact I actually think I'm quite experienced. It's just... Do I even know you? I now have to provide all this information to you? What ever happened to privacy...

Ok... I get it I was being a bit too harsh, in today's job market I need to be accessible. You know what here have it: CV